Black Poop?!?!?!?!

So I got real sick the other day from eating cheesy potato soup from Bob Evans. I went to work the next day and felt like poop all day long. My manager gave me some Pepto. Over the next couple days, my poop was BLACK. Like, it was scaring me.  I went online and typed in, "My poop is black," into the search bar. To my surprise, a common side effect of pepto is black poop because it reacts to the sulfer that you are poopin out. OMG. Also, black tongue is common. Thank God I didn't get that too. 

In other news, I am ridiculously sunburned. In pain even. I haven't worn a bra in two days. 

My room mate has made me upset again today, it was no big deal, I just hate it when people leave me notes. I have created a new Roomates.com account and have messaged two people already. Both of those places have cheaper rent than I am paying now. I just don't want to be here any more. 

My mom's new car is hotty hot. Pontiac Solstice in the color, "mean." I love. 

I dreamed last night that I was a vampire hunter. 

How long do you think my poop will stay dark? Blah.

There once was  a girl with an ache.

She took some pepto for her sake.

Her poop soon turned black,

Who would have thought that? 

And now she thinks she ought to bake. (cookies, that is.)