Randomocity.

So I trained today for the last day, and I am a server now. It's cool because I will keep the tips I make, and it sucks because my hourly wage is now $2.13. Also, I don't know how I'm going to get enough hours in, I am just going to have to buckle down more in my search for a second job. Why can't I just find a sugar daddy to take care of me so that I don't have to work anymore? That, friends, would be ballin'. (Jk, old rich guys are usually pretty gross.)

I feel disgusting today, my self esteem is pretty low. Why? I don't know. Here are some reasons I SHOULD be happy: 

*I am doing well at my job, I didn't have to even do half of the required training because I'm super waitress. 

*I have been losing weight pretty steadily. 

*I have a date tonight. 

*I found out that I do infact have friends, I just forgot about them. 

*The old folks at work tell me on a daily basis how gorgeous I am. 

*I'm finally making money.

*Lew and Calla are home.

*I am a pretty darn fabulous cook. 

*I got 8.5 hours of sleep last night. 

Generally, just one of those reason would be enough to have me bouncing off the walls in happiness, but today not so much.... maybe I have been eating too many pancakes lately. I mean, I am generally super cocky...but today I don't even feel comfortable wearing my bikini without a tank top over it. And why? who knows. 

I made a Twitter account, it's pretty baller. I am following such folks as Oprah, Martha Stewart, Shaq, Moby, Al Gore, BOB VILLA, and much, much more. My sister is particularly excited about Bob, that's why it's in all caps. She always said she was going to marry him someday. 

So my date tonight is kind of weird. I met this guy like a while back. His name was Louis. (weird, right? my room mate is also Lewis.) I went on two dates with Louis, on the second of which, I met his room mate. After the second date, I never heard from him again. We just weren't clicking so it was no big thing. WELL. Last night, the room mate texts me and wants to take me out. Pretty neat. So I'm going out with Roommate Eric tonight. Not sure if it's a date, I asked him and he said it's up to me....I'll decide that at a later time. 

Right now I am waiting for Italia to get back from grocery shopping so we can go swim it up. I hope I don't get sunburned. I don't want to look like a lobster during my maybe-date with Roommate Eric.  Right now I am also watching, "Wizards of Waverly Place," on the Disney Channel.